People are free to posts their humorous opinion here as long as it does not hijack the topic as you say, but the aggression in your responses will neither gain you nor us anything.

We are not your information agency to give you a direct figure to your Questions. We are a forum of people who talk, discuss, laugh and find answers in this desert.

Can't bear with our humor, you may as well take your aggression and your questions elsewhere.

That said, AboBaaboo you made my day :D