A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door...
santa opened it b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room n emptied a bag of cow shi... on carpet...

salesman : sir if I m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful vaccum cleaner in nxt 10 second, I ll eat all this shi.....

santa smiled and said : do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shi...... ?...

salesman : why ?...

santa : bcoz there is no electricity in the house...

moral : never b oversmart and every santa is not a fool...