jokez time......

 A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a Friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a Male or female horse.

'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once Over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his Arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's F*nny, Pulls him out and plops him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering 'Perhapth I should rephrase that.Can I thee her wun awound

I like that wiper one, lady at bus and vacum cleaner... good.. keep posting

@ruby if u dont like the jokez then please don't comment thanks and abt respect yea i do respect womens and this a jokez only u dont need to tell me wat should i do okie and @ nabunabeeb thanks.....

A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door...

santa opened it b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room n emptied a bag of cow shi... on carpet...

salesman : sir if I m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful vaccum cleaner in nxt 10 second, I ll eat all this shi.....

santa smiled and said : do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shi...... ?...

salesman : why ?...

santa : bcoz there is no electricity in the house...

moral : never b oversmart and every santa is not a fool...

nice

why dont you share some which u feel like laughing stds...!!!!

i like that party guy...he s so cool...:)

A new talent, but flop.

ruby 23..just laugh.. dont ask for too much...lol...

lolz

lolzzz

Wife: What will you do if something happened to me

Husband: I will go crazy

Wife: You wont re-marry?

Husband: A Crazy man can do any thing!

hahahahaa... some are really good... I loved the one of the Two ladies of the bus :)

thanks

You want me to Laugh at these Jokes ??!?? My foot ! this is Bullsh*t ! and YES ! PLEASE have some respect for women.

DAD: dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent...

SON: Nothing dad sister asked...

lipstik, but i gave fevistik.

No chip chip

no chik chik...hehe

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .

Removes Sandal = 56.

Then Dupatta = 52

Now Coins Finished.......

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A Boy In A Q Behind Her

Said

Ü Carry On"",

I Have Coins!hahahaha

If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,

They will fight for you.

Think different.

Add wife, have life :p

What is the perfect example

of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)hehe

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other

And The Seat Remained Empty :P

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Wife : I saw in my dream

that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me....

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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill...hehe lol

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,

Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"

sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

After an accident,

A v.angry driver said : I showed u d headlights

& told u 2 go by side.

Santa said : I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D