When you fly on any American/European carrier, you know beforehand that you will not get any food unless you pay for it, right ?

When you fly QA, you expect a 5 star service as that is what the smiling lady on the QA website tells you, right ? Haha, I know that rubber sandwich very well. Call the QA call center and wait until your call is recorded for training purposes. Press 2 for English,... After the flight enjoy the free scenic Doha ride to the QA arrival hall to join the crowd and eventually your friendly dynamic Qatari policemen...