The scene opens with Brit playing thoughtfully with a heavy shot put. It’s not his shot, but one belonging to his long lost Cuban girlfriend who abandoned him in favour of a gentleman by the name of Jon Moss the drummer from Culture Club. The room is dim, and in the background the melody of ‘Thank You’ by Dido can be heard. There is a cut to a close up of Brit’s contorted face and just as a tear starts to roll down his cheek he cries out “Why!”, a pause and then "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me…. yes I do you stupid Karma Chameleon pansy! Why couldn’t you stay gay?”.
Standing outside the door, and hesitating before entering is a concerned Tinkerbelle. She knows how upset Brit gets when he plays with his abandoned shot. She is joined by MJ who has heard Brits cries from down the corridor. On arrival she quietly asks Tinks “Is it happening again?”, yes replies Tinks, but I think he is over the worse. Just then the music stops, and Dido gets ejected in favour of none other than Celine Dion. The girls look at each other, and in unison utter “Oh No!”. Then without warning Brit cries at the top of his lungs “Here now, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does… go on!”. Being able to endure the pain no longer the girls push through the door.
MJ pulls out a newspaper from under her arm and reads out loud “Next week sees the opening of the new Gym in the pearl, presided over by a famous Cuban Shot Putter who is returning to the region”. At this Brit drops his shot and jumps to his feet. The girls are flung back in surprise. He grapples for his phone and franticly dials a number, on hearing it answered he shouts joyously down the phone and exclaims “Sorry Lucy I won’t be able to make it to dinner with you after all” hangs up and hugs the girls with all his might. The camera cuts to a close up of Tinks managing to break a hand free to hit STOP on the CD player. They all sigh and the camera fades to black.