QL the Movie

lolololololol.....this is getting better and better....:P

Mmmmmm..... Crumpet !

The Scene: ...

The movie opens in 2022, to the background of a modern qatar with four expatriates sitting sipping wine in an outside bar.....

First Expat - Alumnar: Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.

Second Expat - Snessy: Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Al?

Third Expat - Nomerci:

You're right there, Lass.

Fourth Expat - Timebandit: Who'd have thought 12 year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, under the shade of the new stadium watching the Aussie fans sing "Waltzing Matilda"?

The scene then fades back to the present....

A camel train is slowly winding it's way on the golden sands...

The camera closes in on a tanned and toned Chocoholic,who is sitting side saddle on a beautiful she-camel , whilst muching provoctively on a Cadbury's Flake and musing about her beau - Sheikh Rattle and Roll - whom she is going to visit ..

As she muses about her beau, another sultry female is sitting on the corniche, with her feet adorned in shiny red boots.. She too is thinking about her handsome Sheikh, dressed in regal robes and carrying a Table Tennis bat (with a smiley face on it)......

For goodness sake... It's lined with fur and it's NOT Pink...

As for his orientation ... This will be a subplot..

One of the main characters will wear red boots......

Oh my god I can't breathe!

loooooooooool

The camera begins to turn towards the sea..

The contrasting blues shimmering in the sunlight, when it focuses on a white 120ft yacht skimming through the waves..

As we zoom in, we see a portly figure dressed in uniform – looking like Captain Birds-Eye – with a tall glass of Pimms in his hand.

UkEngQatar: “Shiver me timbers, swab the deck and grease the missen’mast” he barks ..

He is ignored by those lounging on the deck..

Xena: (winks as she rubs on more sun lotion) – “You had your mast greased last night… are you ready again?”

UkEngqatar: “I think I shouldn’t have taken those blue pills – my wrist hurts”

Nearby on a sun lounger lies a father Christmas like figure dressed only in red thong with white lining. He is listening to Bryan Adams on his sony walkman…

Timebandit: “you can feel the magic in the air , you know it's everywhere , something about Christmas time , something about Christmas time ..” he sings as he removes the cap from a bottle of perrier water.

He turns to a tanned beauty on the lounger next to him…

Timebandit: “I love Christmas.. Do you love the reindeer?”

Tinkerbell looks up: “All men are ba$tards, but your’re right. It makes the grass grow and flowers bloom”

The yacht and Captain Ukengqatar continue on their way………..

Getting back on topic..

Heath Ledger as Flan ...

Nicole kidman as Formatted Soul ..

Salma Hayek as mj ...

Suddenly there’s the shrill of a referees whistle. The rear doors of the Honda Pilot fly open and out jumps a vision dressed in a tight fitting Newcastle United shirt with matching shorts, socks and pink footy boots..

She lands perfectly, turns and waves at the crowd. The crowd roar back..

Another shrill of the whistle and she barks an order…

Alumnar: “All right me lovelies .... Jump to it” – another shrill of the whistle.

Three little children, dressed in Portugal Football strips jump down as three footballs are thrown at them.

They control the balls deftly and begin to rhythmically dribble the footballs as the crowd claps..

Another shrill of the whistle – Alumnar points to the first child with shimmering golden hair and a lovely smile..

Alumnar: “Ronaldo, do your thing”

The child suddenly begins to juggle the ball with his feet as he runs and skips. The crowd is elated.

Alumnar: “Ronaldo – pass the ball to your other brother Ronaldo”

The child kicks the ball to the other Ronaldo , does a back flip and controls the return pass – all in one fluid movement.

The crowd claps and the two Ronaldos take a bow with a smile.

Meanwhile, the third child – a beautiful little girl is at the side spinning the football on her finger and then tossing it to her head.

Alumnar: “Ronaldina my love – pass to your brothers Ronaldo and Ronaldo”

The children happily, pass, flick, juggle and head the football between them. Suddenly the little girl appears to stumble and fall... Alumnar blows the wistle. The crowd is silenced. Ronaldina raises her head, looks around, smiles , winks and gets up to start playing again.

The crowd goes wild and Alumnar blows merrily on the whistle as the camera pans into the cheering crowd..

brit...i was talking about a great circle of frnds....ok...for xample...v shoot this in a college....were v can find ppl frm all the nations....togethr wat say...

The Jack boots and whip are serving their purpose. Thank God xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

This could be the sequel to the carry on films..

Carry On up the Corniche!

Great plot...

Why not build a script for two / three characters...

a story of friendship in a vry small country...between ppl from differnt country, religion. caste ...show how this friendship changed the whole nation and it showed the world how unity can be brot regadless of colour caste religion & community...climaxxx: and as a result the world cup is awarded to the country...

Hws this plot seriously....do telll

How are you doing with the jackboots and whip ??

excellent! Carry on xx

excellent! Carry on xx

"yawn".....o0o

OK....

Jack Nicholson as Flan...

Sean-C : Already underway ...

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1495678

Will you be wearing the Captains's Uniform again or will you try to be an "Able Semen"

The date: 18th December

The Place: Doha Corniche

The Event: National Day Parade

The crowds are lining the streets and watch the procession.. Children waving flags, eating ice cream and older men leering at the women around them…

The band marches through as “Oooompah, Oooompah, Oooompah” and the sound of boots hitting the tarmac fills the air..

Suddenly a big cheer goes up, the camera pans back to see a blonde, statuesque lady, dressed in a red/gold cheerleading outfit twirling a pair of sabres whilst doing forward flips and high kicks. The crowd are mezmerised as she goes through her routine .. The sabres twirl in the air, the body gyrating, the kicks, the flips and suddenly she finishes with the splits whilst thrusting the blades into the face of the camera and shouting "NO MERCI"...

She gets up to applause and climbs on to the running boards of a Honda Pilot which is following behind.

The vehicle is decorated in national colours and hearts slowly moving forward..

The doors are all open. The driver , a dusky female dressed in sequined maroon Tutu and golden leggings is standing on running board, while she steers with one hand and waves with the other..

“We love you – FS” , a section of the crowd chant , as she flashes a smile and guns the engine with her right foot.

On the roof of the Pilot stands a handsome figure, dressed in black wearing a cape lined in Red Silk. His wiry frame and strikingly good looks are a sharp contrast to his pale complexion.

He opens the cape and six bats fly out and circle the car.

Dracula: “You can always count on me – Let’s meet for a bite sometime” (he shouts with a tooty smile)

The crowd are waving as the Pilot passes and a throng of expats holding aloft the QL banner are seen following ………

(Ok… .... Someone take it up from here)

lol I meant the real Capt. Jack Sparrow.. :P

You mean LP?

TB, what about Captain Jack Sparrow? give him a part in your movie ok? :P

Not Captain America, but Captain UK

Its getting interesting..I will be watching the national day parade from me 28ft boat sailing up and down the corniche in celebration of the National Day..:)

Leave the casting to me..

OK..Isobel - 36CC .. Got-tit..

Now where's our script writer got to ?

edifis, that Alice looks familiar... :P

OMG edifis that is awesome!!

Excellent.... Damn you for opening up old wounds.. But brilliant.. :O)

lol edifis!!! :P

Scene:XXI

The scene opens with Brit playing thoughtfully with a heavy shot put. It’s not his shot, but one belonging to his long lost Cuban girlfriend who abandoned him in favour of a gentleman by the name of Jon Moss the drummer from Culture Club............

Inside the room:

And outside:

I am loving it. Can I wear Jack boots too? Oh please, pretty please? x

Damn and blast .. Reality is a terrible thing :O(

Na Brit, it's only a film, sorry dude :(

She's really coming back... those biceps, the whiff of the white powder, the heady perfume.....

I can't thank you enough for making my day :O)

wow......amazing !

The scene opens with Brit playing thoughtfully with a heavy shot put. It’s not his shot, but one belonging to his long lost Cuban girlfriend who abandoned him in favour of a gentleman by the name of Jon Moss the drummer from Culture Club. The room is dim, and in the background the melody of ‘Thank You’ by Dido can be heard. There is a cut to a close up of Brit’s contorted face and just as a tear starts to roll down his cheek he cries out “Why!”, a pause and then "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me…. yes I do you stupid Karma Chameleon pansy! Why couldn’t you stay gay?”.

Standing outside the door, and hesitating before entering is a concerned Tinkerbelle. She knows how upset Brit gets when he plays with his abandoned shot. She is joined by MJ who has heard Brits cries from down the corridor. On arrival she quietly asks Tinks “Is it happening again?”, yes replies Tinks, but I think he is over the worse. Just then the music stops, and Dido gets ejected in favour of none other than Celine Dion. The girls look at each other, and in unison utter “Oh No!”. Then without warning Brit cries at the top of his lungs “Here now, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does… go on!”. Being able to endure the pain no longer the girls push through the door.

MJ pulls out a newspaper from under her arm and reads out loud “Next week sees the opening of the new Gym in the pearl, presided over by a famous Cuban Shot Putter who is returning to the region”. At this Brit drops his shot and jumps to his feet. The girls are flung back in surprise. He grapples for his phone and franticly dials a number, on hearing it answered he shouts joyously down the phone and exclaims “Sorry Lucy I won’t be able to make it to dinner with you after all” hangs up and hugs the girls with all his might. The camera cuts to a close up of Tinks managing to break a hand free to hit STOP on the CD player. They all sigh and the camera fades to black.

Drac,.. :(

"The shape gets tinier as it approaches." hahahahaahahaa

hahaha..bravo brit!this is the best thread i've ever read!=)

Make it a Musical.. I sense a plot involving two Gangs from wither side of the Ramada lights..

There will be secret trysts NOT just between the gangs but also wuthin the gangs.m.. One senior member may even be gay......

lol brit, I swear I would never again read your posts while drinking my coffee!! I can't stop laughing now!!

..and Da has muscular forearms too?????

The orange ball of fire is beginning it’s downward journey and the golden sands are tinged with a red hue…

In the near distance a Bedouin is singing merrily to himself.. As the camera zooms in, we see a rugged face with deep blue eyes and stubby beard gently humming away whilst he gently strokes the neck of a she-camel ..

Alice the camel has five humps.

Alice the camel has five humps.

Alice the camel has five humps.

So ride, Alice, ride.

DaRuDe turns and lifts a tall glass of white liquid , downs it in one and wipes his lips with his muscular forearm..

DaRuDe: “Fresh Camel Milk… What more can a man ask for” he says to himself.

Just then he is startled by a noise. A tiny shape looms ahead. The shape gets tinier as it approaches. He sees the red boots and starts to mutter to himself in some foreign lingo..

Mj: “I knew you’d be here.. Is this your idea for popping out for a quick smoke ?”

DaRuDe: “You know, I prefer Camel” (he grins)

He smiles, turns and starts humming again….

Alice the camel has four humps.

Alice the camel has four humps.

Alice the camel has four humps.

So ride, Alice, ride.

The camera pans back to show a figure in red boots walking off in the sunset shaking her little head…

ticker I thought you are 16 ;) should I rearrange the digits?

LOL Arien... :P

MJ i saw one 22 hooked with a 16 in another page LOL

lol brit, I don't know any youngster hooked up with an oldie.. let me do some research... or you could make up names.. :P

Perhaps you could suggest a couple of names to be included :O)

brit, you might want to add a little twist to your story.. say, a youngster getting involved with an oldie perhaps? since it's so hot in discussion nowadays.. LOL

Wow how did I miss this interesting Thread..:)

Did someone say they are looking for a bearded terrorist..May I suggest Da Rude boy himself..hehehe

OMG WK has muscular thighs???? :P

lol Brit WK and his muscular thighs rofl...

Once again the film flashes forward - this time to 2017 ..

The scene is the site of the new stadium in Wakrah... It is behind schedule ....The camera pans across the site showing workers reminiscent of the building of the great pyramids..

Hundreds and hundreds of dust caked coolies working in the burning sun..

The camera settles on a tall , buxom figure dressed in what resembles a Fallschirmjäger officer uniform with brown jackboots...

Isobel von Braun: Schnell, you worthless scum... Ve vill complete ze task at hand ... Today Wakrah.. tomorrow ze world.... (she slaps the leather strap against her thigh)

The workers begin to work quicker as a drummer beats time.

Suddenly one of the workers collapses with heat exhaustion. The foreman runs forward and beseaches Isobel.. He is handsome , with an air of authority about him..

WK: Madam, we cannot continue like this. They are only lowly paid technicians. You drive them too hard.

Isobel von Braun: Quiet. You vill do as I say or!

WK: Or What .. (His eyes blaze. As he turns, his lungi moves to show his muscular thighs)

Isobel feels a tingle run through her body. she takes off her leather cap, revealing her red locks ..

She hasn't felt this way since those heady days of the reich.

WK removes his pith hat and ray bans and looks at her..

Their eyes meet and suddenly a smile crosses her ruby red lips..

"meine Liebe" she whispers, as the workers continue to slog in the desert heat.........................

OMG brit you have my vote for the Oscar Nomination!!!! LOL!!!

Now where does my amazing football idol enter the plot? (did you see his free kick cum goal in yesterdays' match? It's on Youtube ;))

hahahhaa....

Some of you hold me in contempt?! Fair enough.

By the way to the poster who said, 'We already knew you were blonde'. I am not blonde I was hoping for a part lol I am an Irish red head lol sorry!

Blimey, Britex..hahahahahahaha

Will it be a musical or not?

Brit....ROFL... you are nominated for Oscar - best script writer !!

ROFL

lol brit, seriously I can't stop laughing now... :P

The scene switches to an exclusive private maternity unit somewhere in Doha….

Dr. Timebandit is scrubbing up and pacing nervously…

Nearby a nurse , in a tight fitting uniform complete with white high heeled shoes and fishnet stockings is adjusting the machine…

Dr Timebandit: “Nurse Tinkerbell, Is everything ready”

Nurse Tinkerbell: “Yes Doctor” – I am just adjusting the machine that goes pingggggg.

Dr Timebandit: “Good show nurse. We must have the machine that goes pingggg. Now bring in the patient”

The camera pans back as Lucy is wheeled into the theatre. Nurse Tinkerbell takes the bowl of Pani Puri from her and readies the sedative.

Lucy smiles and also hands her a sheet of paper…

The nurse looks at it and is not amused…

Nurse Tinkerbell: “What am I supposed to do with Mr. Somnath’s CV ?, You know I don’t trust men”

Nurse Tinkerbell administers the sedative as Lucy, with Rizks holding her hand drifts into dreamland..

one shot, you see, it does not matter if the hero succeeds or not...the Lederhosen and the blond braid are blast resistant....:)

In fact, I think Brit and TB may make sure that you are too rescued by the above mentioned...now, wouldn't that be lovely? :D

but he has yet to finish the story.. and the terrorists haven't even appeared in the picture yet.. come on brit, give us some more..:P

Brit...you have excelled yourself ;-)

As Snessy muses over her upcoming tryst with Brad, her bliss is broken by the sound of banging from the apartment next door.. “This really is the Pitts” she thinks.. What is that mj doing at this time of the day…

She decides to go over and complain.. The door is ajar and she can hear voices.. “Is it in ?” she hears mj say to someone …

“No” comes the breathless reply.

“I’m sure it was in’ retorts mj..

Snessy , a true woman cannot resist and takes a peek inside.

“It was definitely IN” she hears mj say, whilst leaning over the ping pong table and shouting at her opponent…

The plot thickens. who is producing this epic. What rating will it get?

lol brit, am beginning to like this movie.. do carry on.. :P

:D

i like this thread too much.

britexpat, you are doing great man "thumb up"

but are u in the movie or you will write the script and timebandit will direct it?

popadum? :P

It is early evening.. The picture pans in through the window, into the boudior of Snessy, the QL Minx..

She is sitting provocatively in front of the laptop reading and re-reading the PM from her virtual lover - Brad ..

She is excited.. Her breathing heavy as she focuses on each word... "cannot be waiting to see you. Are we still on for tonight my popadum? - PLEASE REVERT" ...

"The picture pans in through the window, into the boudior of Snessy"

I think we will need a little bit of soft focus for this.

Why forget WK and smellyindiancoolie in the plot?

lolzz,

nomerci: don't tell me there is a love story will spark at the end :P, i hate romantic endings,but prefer big dome of smoke when the hero failed to disable my bomb,because he is familiar with pakistani and afgani bombs but not the syrian ones. :P

brit: just one world "lolzzzzzzzzz",please have Merci :D

cryspy:i heard from Qlleaks that timebandit said to a closer friend that they are shooting some scenes in Afghanistan, while i am going to take my first training there, i think we will be friends ,what i don't know how you end :P

Isobel, no need to tell us you are blonde. We worked that out ages ago... ;)

flan, you'd have to be part of the scriptwriting team too.. :P

i don't have any problem if all the roads go to Afghanistan.

You have to live in hope. x

will there be any sodomy scenes?

Thought I would be booted off for my script...I am a 38DD, blonde and blue eyed so therefore I have to be one the one that says'....play it again Ham...get it!?

ei guys do you have a vacancy? :D

Subplot:

One_shot: Dismayed by all that is going on around him and at odds with the world, he (Aachmed) feels alone and unloved. As he sits forlornly in a leather suitcase thinking of dastardly ways to destroy humanity, he hears someone Yodeling...

Suddenly his attention is taken by the sweet, enchanting , yet melodic voice.. He slowly, raises the lid of the suitcase and is taken aback by ....

"nomerci" - dressed in a swiss outfit , with decorated lederhosen and braided golden hair.. She is holding a swiss horn, but yodeling without a care in the world..

Their eyes meet momentarily and suddenly Aachmed is mesmerised...

"Why is she wearing clogs" he thinks to himself...

afternoon guyz, take me as a villain!

villain dies at last!

oh, and he knows to wary of the clogs.....

Ah there you go...the Lederhosen did it! :P

one shot, I am sure you will change your mind once we have met :)

i ll kill you at the first scene ;) :P

oooohhhhhhhhhhhh, I am in the movie too! YAY! But....will I only be sitting there ? Or will I play an acutual role? I need to know...I like to prepare for important events!

oh :D :D :D , thankssssssss, i like you , i ll call my family now ;)

but don't take it personal , you know that i have to kill you. sorry

OS you will last until the end of the film. This is due to a bomb that continues to let you down.

any update about my request? i ll kill youuuu :(

And Brit get head scriptwriters position

just don't let me die at the first scene, i prefer after even an easy combat with the blond hero who will kill me with non-ending ammo .

one more request, can you show my face to the people who are watching"not only my dead body :P" because i want my family to be proud of me!! :P hehehe

Lines are easy for the terrorists though:-

"I killlll Youuuuuuu!!!"

Achmed the dead terrorist has already been cast as one of the terrorists, but there is always room for more. Their parts in the movie won't last long ;)

What is it? Interval already? Everybody leaving for home....lol

Still waiting snessy, still hope at the moment though.

i think tailchopper volunteered for the pakistani terrorist, but you know he must need assistant, so i will be his assistant in syria.

please confirm so i can prepare my bombs....i mean script

me wanna go home too.. :(

TB: no joy?? :-(

TB: no joy?? :-(

Sniff, sniff, I wan't to go home too :(

I envy you WK...having hot home made food and relaxing at home ...I wanna go home too...:(

WK: We chose to ignore Isobel's post with the contempt it deserves...

FS it's raining and very very cold here so stuck inside today :(

Isobel also does not make it onto the scriptwriting team because WK say's so

WK ..dont you have anything better to do during your holidays? lol yea I had the same doubt someone with so much negative feelings teaching kids? I pity those kids..

TB...you will be given best role...:)

sohail20282 is not on the script writing team for mentioning the MODs big knife.

TB, yeay... :)

Errrr who will tell Isobel that the days of the Raj are over :(

That has to be the most dumb post I ever read and I have written some dumb posts myself.

Your post doesn't make you racist at all, it's stupid and as for truth.. Meh......

I feel sorry for the kids you are teaching.... May they find some other school or some educated teacher.

Please resign and stay at home or you risk transferring your stupidity to future generations..

Formatted Soul is in charge of casting.

MJ has been appointed Music Director

We also need lots of interracial banter.

OK.... we need a runaway bride, a convicted murderer (who turns out to be innocent), a closeted gay (who comes out), a teenage girl who teases men that she shouldn't online, a happily married couple who decide to have affairs at the same time and end up meeting each other for coffee. Someone gets killed in a road accident involving an LC. Hang on... to be realistic we will need to loose at least one QL member a month to accidents involving LCs. Something to do with a member trying to get his wages, something to do with illicit relations on the cornich, and something to do with Céline Dion and a Cuban Shot-putter.

well, script's going very slow at the moment.. :P

Scriptwriting team will consist of anyone who has a wicked mind, with a sense of humour that is able to understand my jokes. They must also be able to understand Brits jokes, and be very good at making cups of tea and coffee.

Lol Snessy How can that happen?... were there a hundred and ten people at the barty? ;)

TB, we're not making any progress here.. who's on your scriptwriting team?? :P

I remember now...but just like TB said, I'm sure he doesn't...;-)

piñata TB.. :P

He most certainly won't remember anything with amount he had drunk.

Snessy he is the one who beat the cr*p out of the pinyana (or whatever you call the thing that was hung up and was meant to break open with all the presents in it). If you remember he broke the stick while hitting it, and ended up stabbing it to death.

sness, he was at the Halloween party.. you probably don't remember.. :P

TB: Let's just say the thoughts I have about Brad probably wouldn't be suitable for a friend :-P

I need to meet Vegas :-)

Qollywood lol

Brad Pitt is in the Pit of the Past...leave that sod there...I think i can handle the role of the Hero in this movie! :P sign me up sunny...QLWood here i come!

lol FS, I was gonna say that too... like minds? :P

snessy you have met me loads of times ;)

Sness... vegas is a Brad Pitt look alike....:) he is not active these days..:(

Ok...I wanna know who QL's Brad Pitt is...and why haven't I been introduced to him yet??? :-P

Hey cool TM, My humor lost it's mark too with u I guess:-),Enjoy the scriptwriting,Tell me when do I have to start snorting,....ooops shooting,,,:P

oh please don't start you two.. I haven't had brekky and you making me hungry.. :(

can we please get back to the movie now?? :P

Mmmmmm... Kingsmill

MJ... I can get through... a packet of crumpets, lurpak, and freshly baked Kingsmill Bread can land me the role ;)

TLS... serenade TLS what the heck is this... a horror movie?

lol jack, will you be casted in that one? :P

Qhris... lol...

Calling it the Un-Social network could be right too.... lol

And as FU said the most thought provoking post is of Isobel

I can't believe you guys are already on QL!

It's only 7:50am!!

I mean coffee, stretch, chat with mates, check your outlook THEN GET ON QL. Not all the way round.

Blaaahh!

brit, are you planning on raising Heath from the dead??? :P

please get Johnny Depp! :)

Give me a chance guys in the movie....

1) To Serenade TLS with a song and dance sequence at the Corniche....

2) A car chase scene on the Al Waab Street (made to be as it was couple of months ago)...

3) Bed scene

Ok.... TB since the censors are strict you can cut out the Bed Scene....

brit..Heath ledger is no more...:( change the cast pls..

George clooney as Britexpat..:)

TB how about you make a post called QL The Movie - Script and everyone contributes to the plot by adding a comment thereby changing the course of the story? Of course I'm going to regret having suggested this as I would undoubtedly be a target in the plot devised my my good and demented friends and foes at QL!

Qualiwood Production ! " QL The Movie ".

Let me get the job for advertisement . :P

Face Palm :|

Sorry polkadots, this was my humour missing its target again. I was playing on words. Heroin (the drug) and Heroine (the hero).

So u won't be visiting even the sets ?c'mon it's u r movie!!!

There will be no drugs polkadots ;)

Will there be secret trysts between QLers with Pms full of innuendo mistakingly being sent to the wrong person ?

Please also include LOVE!

Enter the Heroine!

The movie is about QL. And revolves around key characters within it. But will use those characters and the plot (whatever it is) to show Qatar as it really is. Location shoots showing key landmarks, and of course bars ;)

This thread made an interesting read. Specially Isobel's post is quite hilarious :))

Brit, I'm packing my house up to relocate within Qatar mate. The only thing on TV these days is the music channel to keep me going. No, I didn't hear about the accident. Shall we include that in the QL plot?

I suppose you heard about Ronaldo's accident yesterday....

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of a sudden his car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Pikey must get a role ... his quest to find true love in a foreign and desert land.....

You blood is tainted. Poor Drac must be in HMC emergency by now.

Ooohhh what a fab idea! It's not like we have a shortage of villains to choose from ;-)

Luciano I donated the blood to Dracy for tonites dinner

For jealous people... Yawn! The 'man' has a trackrecord for known women and feel free to google it. How obvious you are brit. You should have been a footballer in your time ;)

Yes. "Sean C" hunted by "Arien" :)to be filmed somewhere in Zimbabwe

Alumnar, I volunteer... am achmads look alike (a lil chubby though)

Yes - Ahmed will have to be there with 'Silence, I killllll youuuu!!!!'

The Tinker has a baby wich is looked after by his mother.. No sign of the mother, but rumours are that he's gay...

Have you not kept up with the news ?/

any terrorists in the movie??

Please explain?

You're in...

A sub, sub plot could be whether the child is actually , the Tinker's or whether Alumnar is covering up for him....

And me brit - with a lockerchain holding a photo of no other then C. Ronaldo ;P

don't forget the word (frustration) in your script

guess somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today...i know its not me because i never slept ;)

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Hahaha...isobel your funny!!..nice plot..loo..r!

Thanks, Isobel!

You're in!

errrr...What's your bra size?

The movie is about Qatar or QL? I would very much prefer QL.

If I was to make a movie about Qatar..it would highlight the problem of lack of effective policing and the crap/dire/illegal driving.

Would highlight the problem of Indians' colonising Qatar, colonising something they hate...so they say.

I would highlight Indians and Pinoys and the nepotism that goes on.

I would highlight the problem that Qatar has the potential to be a fantastic country if only they got rid of thirld world/emerging world influences.

I would highlight the problem they have with the incidious influence these nations have and send them back home.

India is now seen as a wealthy country and influential in world politics and finance.

So, for me...get rid of the cheap labour and false degrees, send them all back and employ decent qualified people to do the jobs. They, as in the Indians and Pinoys are very good (lol) at low level stuff but if Qatar is serious about 2022, they need Western people.

I know I sound racist and I make no apologies at all for this. As I feel I speak the truth. There are good people from India and the Philopines (sic) but to be honest. they are not good enough for a country that wants to host 2022 and be seen as a progressive modern country in the Gulf/Middle East.

You use them as slave labour and they act as you employ them. If you pay peanuts you get monkeys!

no need to check my bra size;-P You should know that....;-)

Britex..be strong,man!

Check the size of bras, first!

Now for the casting..

Who will play QL Vampire Girls..

Nomerci, Snessy, Xena and who else ??

where's Nigel Gourlay, where's Exiled Saint?

Have they been trapped in an alternative universe, where there is nothing to complain of? I miss these predictable voices of 100% dissent! Successors as the angry brigade don't shape up! Maybe things are improving in Qatar as I am always saying!

Ok here is script:

In a small country of Qatar there live some people alone without their families. Unfortunately they have limited choice of activities. One of the activity available is Qatar Living. Most of the people sit in front of their PC (like fools)and make friends without faces and mostly think themselves legends.

The QL members are the main characters passing their time in somewhat good manner by asking questions and posting jokes, pictures and informative materials etc and in responce other members pass comments on their posts.

If a member post some thing which is already been seen by other member than he is duty bound to let other members know that he has already seen this by making comments like " Ohhhh No Not Again" " its the 100th time" " its copy paste" ets . This way they neither let the member enjoy his post nor the others who have not sren it before.

The funny part in the movie is some of the questions asked by the members and the romatic part is some pics and mature jokes posted by some innocent members.

Here the Villan makes his entry (Obviously the MODs). The Villan has always a big knife in his hands and keep cutting some beautiful pics,jokes and some comments. Yet there is varity of commedy in the movie.

The villan has his own library where he store the cuttings and after being enjoyed himself made annual sale to his close freinds.

( I have to go now. I just type whatever comes in my mind witout cheaking spell and gramer. Please feel free to amend and improve and keep the story go on)

[Mod's note: How do you know about my big knife? :-0]

Seems like a "storm in a C-Cup"..

And the QL vampire girls go

Doo do doo do doo do do doo..

Ramada jane never once gave it away

Everybody had to pay and pay

A hustle here and a hustle there

Doha City is the place where they say,

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I said, Hey Jane Take a walk on the wild side

And the QL vampire girls go

Doo do doo do doo do do doo..

i will actually pay to watch it.

'The Lucy Show' can be a provocative female character, called the Naughty-Luce :-p

"Two Thousand Twenty Two Leagues Under The Sand"

2022 Leagues Under the Sand is about the adventures of construction foreman Ahmed and his crew aboard the portacabin no.13, campus 1A /Industrial Area.

One day the excavation works start sinking, particularly ones dealing with football stadiums.

Survivors think it is a big whale.

The most interesting part of this movie was probably the construction foreman himself.

He is shaped to look like a fish, with a large metal fin on top of the head used to ram during excavation works.

Another intriguing part of this movie was construction engineer Parlsdandabanagadam Subashi.

He is the kind of character that you neither like nor dislike.

Recently I heard that in the Qatari movie "Blade trinity" the story is that

Dracula has been hidden in the Sealine Desert hundreds of years ago, deep in the Inland Sea in a Babylonian pyramid near Saudi border.

The vampires-girls who came to raise him from Hollywood were shown wearing "Prada" bras, size C

and Dracula (actually an ancient blood drinking God of the Babylonians) the original evil from this former cradle of civilization is now to return to bring evil back to earth and destroy the human race!

May i suggest Peter Ustinov as a Time Travelling Raffles ..

I assume he is the victim ;)

the title should be QATAR LAUGHING..:)

'The Un-Social Network'.

If you can take some tips from an 'old' Qler.... use Airsupply as your villan - he can come back to QL under yet another psuedonym and pretend to be as sweet as pie - conning all the americans into believing he's a do-gooder, who will then blow them all up;-P

Oppsss... I think that's already a movie plot!!!!

OK .. OK .. Now for the actors...

We MUST have Angelina Jolie in it... Perhaps playing a pregnant gang member who has a craving for Indian food...

lol brit, alright alright... a fur thong, sheeeeshhh!!!

QL the musical , sounds more interesting

Dear God...brit, I think you need to get some urges urgently taken care of...it is becoming rather plain to see.

brit does this senior member wear a pink thong? :P

Well I have worn myself out thinking about it. So I am off to bed with my hot chocolate. I will return tomorrow with some new inspiration. Night night all ;)

I like...open to subjective interpretation.

that's it?? :P

Yup 'QL the Movie'

have you got a title in mind TB?

Sounds promising :)

Of course MJ, there will be a decent twist.

put a really wicked twist into it will ya.. :P

Well I think there should be some romance in there. But yup I think there should be some drama. Maybe a really annoying QLer gets killed by a fellow QLer who can't take any more awful posts. And yes lots of comedy.

Sarcastic communication but funny

how about a tragedy? :P

timebandit...a dramatic comedy, I take it?