OK.... we need a runaway bride, a convicted murderer (who turns out to be innocent), a closeted gay (who comes out), a teenage girl who teases men that she shouldn't online, a happily married couple who decide to have affairs at the same time and end up meeting each other for coffee. Someone gets killed in a road accident involving an LC. Hang on... to be realistic we will need to loose at least one QL member a month to accidents involving LCs. Something to do with a member trying to get his wages, something to do with illicit relations on the cornich, and something to do with CĂ©line Dion and a Cuban Shot-putter.