A local news paper today reported sightings of a crazed British man running through the streets of Doha screaming something about crumpets. Police nearly apprehended him in Mega Mart where he diverted to buy some cheese, but they backed off when he told them he had a jar of Marmite.
The public has been warned not to get in the way of this man (who according to observers is strikingly handsome) as he appears to be on a mission.