MRS : Why did you take so much time getting back home?

MR : Sorry dear, me and my officemates went out drinking. Hehe! Hik!

MRS: Huh... you're drunk!

MR: Drunk? No i'm not! Hik!

MRS: What the F_ck?! you do not have any work, how did you get to have officemates at all!?!?