I did used to take the Diane when I came here, and I ended up getting a lot of mood swings. I thought I had manic depression and when I went home to my doctor in Canada she asked me what medication I was on. I told her the Diane and she looked at me and said "Are you serious? That's banned in Canada! Transvestites take it because it has so much estrogen in it it helps them grow breasts! No wonder you're getting mood swings!"

That was the first and last time I ever bought over the counter birth control. I now go home to Canada to get it.

literal people are scary, man, literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look,it sez right here, see!" Ani Difranco