if anyone been to thailand before or have some thai friends, you guys should know how the thais speak english. One day my british indian friend came to their cafe, she also regular and havent been for a month because she was away. One of the waiter said in his thai accent 'madam long time not come, now look fat very good'.

I can see the funny side of it ... so does she ... , but if this is happening to the original poster, he will come to QL and post how rude the waiter in thai snack is ... :D :D