Timebandit.

thats vendor lockdown for you.

for a regular desktop user, or a regular server, linux has everything you need. and has it for free.

and for taking over the world, nobody has taken it yet. and never will. that is, as long as you have a choice.

healthy rivalry is good for the end users like you and me. you get better service for cheaper.

Burnout.
Beware! :)