Well according to the gospel of Smokeus Kristo:
Verse 7:36: Go forth ye unsuccessful women and attach ye self to successful men who art married to other unsuccessful women such as ye self and make thy man happy. For when ye are caught many a great nations shall know of ye success in taming such a successful man, and thou shall be successful in being no more unsuccessful.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

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