Popcorngirl..

You said: Why are we here?

YOU are here because of someone's bad judgment! I cannot imagine you being paid like ..err..smart expats :) No offense meant though!

Alexa..

I agree with you that callers to prayer should be well selected so we can enjoy the call to prayer. Unfortunately they're not chosen like singers are, even though similar principles should be applied. At least this is what the Prophet did when he chose Bilal to call for prayer based on his beautiful voice..