A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for
the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan,the transaction is completed, and the blonde leaves.
When she is gone, the bank's president and other
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks
it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
plus the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
'Madam, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is
why you would bother to borrow $5,000.'
The blond replies.....'Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there when I return?'
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for
the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan,the transaction is completed, and the blonde leaves.
When she is gone, the bank's president and other
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks
it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
plus the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
'Madam, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is
why you would bother to borrow $5,000.'
The blond replies.....'Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there when I return?'