You can adopt me, i like to eat and sleep and roll on my back exposing my furry tummy. You dont have to worry about me sh*tting anywhere as i'm well trained to use the toilet, i'll leave the toilet seat down too after i'm done. :)

Oh wait i'm not castrated, i like to make babies :D

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

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