not to be taken as a serious response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVbnciQYMiM&feature=player_embedded

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."