1. Chief Justice of India is from Kerala - Currently in Prison
2. Indian Foreign Secretary is from Kerala - Currently lost in the UK
3. Indian Defense Minister is from Kerala - Currently being used as a sandbag
4. Chief of "Chandryaan' , the Indian Space programme is from Kerala - Who else would go in a rocket made in India?
5. Chief Security Advisor to the Prime Minister if from Kerala - Prime Minister is currently locked in a safe in his office.
6. Chief of the new Federal Investigation Agency is from Kerala - Crime wave coming!!
6. Principal Secretary to Prime Minister is from Kerala - No correspondence likley.
7. The only Indian to contest for the UN Secretary General's Position is from Kerala. - The only Indian to lose the contest for the UN Secretary Generals Position

8. The chief of Staff for Security to UN Secretary General is from Kerala
9. Kerala is the only 100% literate State in India.
10. Kerala was rated as the most baby friendly state with the lowest
infant mortality rates and the best Health Care Model by UN.
11. The last Indian representative to the Miss Universe contest was
also a Keralite - Came last behind the over 60's Greek representative, who was mistaken for the lead singer of ZZ Top.

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