For those who abuse keralites
This is quite a widely circulated mail(mainly attacking the north indians who really dotn like malayalis in the gulf or atleast thats the feelers they give....)....just in case u havnt got it
!!! good one ;)
Check out the following facts:-
1. Chief Justice of India is from Kerala
2. Indian Foreign Secretary is from Kerala
3. Indian Defense Minister is from Kerala
4. Chief of "Chandryaan' , the Indian Space programme is from Kerala
5. Chief Security Advisor to the Prime Minister if from Kerala
6. Chief of the new Federal Investigation Agency is from Kerala
6. Principal Secretary to Prime Minister is from Kerala
7. The only Indian to contest for the UN Secretary General's Position
is from Kerala.
8. The chief of Staff for Security to UN Secretary General is from Kerala
9. Kerala is the only 100% literate State in India.
10. Kerala was rated as the most baby friendly state with the lowest
infant mortality rates and the best Health Care Model by UN.
11. The last Indian representative to the Miss Universe contest was
also a Keralite
You know that coming from a small province our people did not climb
the above positions thru back door, it is thru sheer competition!!
You will find Keralite farm workers, artisans, technicians, manual
labourers, illiterates and semi-literates all migrating to all parts
of the Globe. When they start most of them only know their mother
tongue. Thru hardwork, drive, enthusiasm, tenacity, persistence ,
Humour sense they learn the trades and also , Hindi, English, Arabic
and many other languages necessary to sustain them.
True that none of them speak Queens English, but most of the world do
not do so as well.
The great Chinese Population, majority of the French, German, Arabic,
East European and even good percentage of UK population do not speak
English or speak only a version of it. ?? Nor the vast majority of
Indians can speak Hindi, our National language?
You can hate a race/tribe if they are dishonest, lazy, untrustworthy,
uneducated etc. We definitely do not belong to any of this
categories??
So why you hate us??....reason is simple, professional jealousy!!!
In your city you have seen Keralites as narial pani wallahs, manual
laboures and shop assistants only. When you come to Dubai you are
amazed at their success, influence and the sheer majority irritates
you, you cannot take it that those who cannot speak Queens English
have become so successful?? You do speak English but your writing and
spelling are a horror story!!
So dear Friend, we do not apologise for our success, whether you like
us or not, we are full of sympathies for you because your fishermen,
labourers, artisans do not dare to come out of their villages, because
they are illiterates, our men are not, they dare to come out and
challenge themselves, become successful.
And last but not the least, you know Malabar is only a part of Kerala
and you are wrong to call keralites as Malabaries, this shows your
ignorance of the Geo-political facts. Do you call all Britishers as
Scottish or Irish?? Do you call all Americans as Texans or New
Yorkers? So stop this, get some information on Indian provinces, start
reading newspapers (Keralites do not start the day without reading
newspapers, sorry for that!).
Mome_me your from north , but I am from Kerala thats way I know better than you about Mallus, and I agree with you not all keralites are same, but most of the Keralites are thinking mallu community is only a good one and others is not, but in real our state (Kerala) is the worst state in India, becasue in Kerala there is No industry and No job , and having this small state with 3 International Airport and onother one going come in Kannur please think all of us , if Gulf and other countries stop our opportunities abroad what is the use of these airport .
And this is the only state having Harthal 24/7 celebration , and before we start to go some where should consult the astrologor first to know there is Harthal or not.
And Kerala will not devolop and having job unless the bl_dy Communist party is there.
Please watch Malayalam movie "Varavelppu" for your reference.
Oru Kannur Nivasi
flanostu, obviously you have never gone trekking. The river ganga orginates from the Himalayan ranges (Try goggle earth). One cannot imagine making public toilets in these ranges especially Higher and Middle Himalayas for obvious reasons - land slides and earthquakes. So the trekkers/tourists who trek and poop in the mountains may end up near ganges for cleaning and the chances of their faecal matter entering the river increases. Rest assured every Indian house has a toilet in it.
BTW, when one gets old they tend to marinate in their own poop and pee in case they have no one tending to them. So please learn to accept life and its filth.
well if you're so smart, why do you continue to crap into the ganges???
BTW, Moguls did not rule India for 800 years, not even half of that.
o yes ofcourse as judging by this thread the Moghul were as much Indians as the Keralites..
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Big deal UKEng, the Moghuls atleast made an effort to mingle with the Indian society, even dilute their traditions with Indian influence. Can't say the same for the blue blood stiff lip british.
As for democracy, you have to study history to find out who really started the concept.
tiger that idea we taught you Indians. They had been ruled by invaders for almost a Millennium, Until the British ruled over you and made you free and democratic society and realesed you from 800 years of Moghul rule.
Imagine if the Moghuls were still ruling India?
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i feel this thread is shame for all Indians and i request the owner of this thread to withdraw the thread soon. QL is a community with many nationalities.... Indians have special recognition in all over the world...don't DIVIDE India again.......
Rubbish, I am from North and I have had many friends from Kerala. I have always appreciated the humble, hard working keralites. How can you presume all north Indians hate keralites?.
we indians...... there is very long to go for our nation success..... lets run towards it............no partiality......no divident............
Ya I agree with snowstorm.....LET US STOP THIS. The mallu who initiated this has exposed his community bare and everyone who ever had an encounter with the word 'Kerala' (whether as a state or as a veggie) commented on this thread.....so what more do we need?
We all agree that all states contribute in a way or another to democratic India and no one here is even thinking of separatism or disintegration.
Let's close this please!
I fully agree.....I support you...but one thing I donot understand....why people in Kerala hate to work like they work in the middle east without any complaint? Any sign of industrial development there will be a red flag! Why please some one enlighten me!
it seems that the owner of this thread didnt realise the after effects.
i could see some members taking this opportunity to post insults.
please guys
can we request the moderator to stop replies to this thread please.
No hate in QL please. We are here for fun not for hate.
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We either "earn" or "inherit" things. Perhaps that idea is new to you...(lol)
Who did the Indians steal it from?...lol
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kerala....
lol
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"The grass is always greener...over the Septic Tank"
Who are you to say that when the whole world knows that it was stolen from India along with a lot of other jewels...
Well it doesnt belong to you either tiger...lol
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Oh thanx for that ! Atleast you guys know that it doesn't belong to you....Now that's what I call a real good thick hide...I very well appreciate the fact that you are "good at taking care of other's stuff" rather than earning it yourself...Ha Ha Ha...
Such refined people you are from Pakistan, I should say...
Well the crown jewels is being well taken care off.. Indians claim that as much as the Afgans do.. So better it stays at the Tower of London. while you guys can keep on fighting to see who is more a Indian a Keralite or a northerner..lol
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They have a very bad habit or what you can call is that whenever you ask them... "where are your from??"
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the answer is : from Kerala
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They will never say INDIA which i just can't understand. Kerala is a part of INDIA so they must say (I'm from INDIA) rather than saying i'm from KERALA.
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Also the way they dress with a piece of cloth wrapped around there legs and ever more bizarre when they show there half naked legs to the public.
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Also, why they move there heads horizontally whether they agree or disagree. The listener gets confused whether he is saying YES or NO to his comments.
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... lollzz, indeed very strange people they are
lollzzzzzzzzz
You are pretty much right on that one, dude...thanx to you and your lot...Britons made sure that India split after they were kicked out...where's our Kohinoor BTW ?
Where is the author who did great research about Mallus....why no comments from him...
r u there ...Ranishkt
Syed Qadeer
Brightsun. you mean don't split India any more.. You already carved Pakistan and Bangladesh out of the Great Sub Continent.. Maybe it will Be United State of Kerala next?...lol
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Its funny and interesting.
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Life is short, so try to make it long!
Ranishkt.. Dont forget all in your list are Indians Too... Dont try to split India.......
very funny nite_rider especially the UK bit...lol
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LoL UkEng ......
RESUME :
Name : Mr . Subramanyamsooryawanshamkutty
( As soon as HR sees this name candidate selected )
Age : Still Growing
Nationality : UK ( United Kerala )
Area : Mallu Land .
Qualification : PH.D in making juice n tea n coffeee.
Languages know : Malayalam Malayalam Malayalam tora tora hindi
Skills : climbing coconut tree .
Driving License : from 2 wheeler to 4wheeler .
Vehicle Wanted : Prado or Fortuner
O so Kerala is a place in India and all those years I thought it was some kind of sour tasting Vegetable..lol
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I like to work in Kerala
10.30am - 04.00pm, 5 days a week. ample holidays in between. Bars open at 09.30am. whatelse you want as a foreigner?
A "Mallu" (Malayalees are called sarcastically by this word) female (from the central part-more educated class lives in this part) of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a PERSONAL SECRETARY.
When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "WHOW!! NOT THIS WOMAN."
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, and then may be I will give you a chance. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.......
Syed Qadeer
Q. Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Ans: Kerala.
Q. Why is industrial productivity is very low in Kerala?
A: Because 80% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the mundu or lungi (a garment worn around the waist) see picture.
Q. Why did Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai (Dubai), zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf)
Q. Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney
Q. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q. What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q. Why did his wife divorce him?
A: Because he was louwing another woman. Who found out that? His aandy (aunt).
Q. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto.
Q. Why Kerala is the heghly literrate state in India?
A: It's easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.
Q. Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
A: A second hand Mercedes
Syed Qadeer
Soniya you forgot to mention Harthal 24/7 Celebration in Kerala , and I agree with you soniya because of these Communist Pary Kerala is 100 years back now,
Dear ranishkt, please stop thinking our community is only a good one and others is not, but in real our state (Kerala) is the worst state in India, becasue in Kerala No industry and No job , and having this small state with 3 International Airport and onother one going come in Kannur please think all of us , if Gulf and other countries stop our opportunities abroad what is the use of these airport .
And Kerala will not devolop and having job unless the bl_dy Communist party is there.
Please watch Malayalam movie "Varavelppu" for your reference.
POOTA KINATTILE THAVALAYUDE CHINTHA MATTUKA,
Ranishkt... u made a big mistake and why do u want to show difference between south, north, east and west...We are indians...beleive in that first and never bring anything supporting one region... u know why people hate mallus.. as sonia said dont think about the positive side alone think about the negative side also.... Have u heard a person saying he is from india...to a foreigner no he will say he is from kerala.. how come a person from other country will know where is kerala....common now ... teach people from kerala to tell them they are indians..... five fingers are not the same... just think about it..i have very good friends from kerala who is more interested in hearing news and they said i wish even the fisherman should read the newspapers ... what u want me to comment on this...there are good pints given by soniya why other indians hate mallus...
When i go to any clinic... if they seeme they will ask r u from kerala.. hare why dont you guys stop this ranishkt..we have been cheated by a mallu guy over the villa partition....he was behind money other than helping people...one of my friend went for vacation and whn she came back her very good colleague brought her relation for the job fr temporary replacement... but u know what happened the female spoke to the manager for less salary and took the job away from my friend.. so u think .. u guys are communicable.. common now... think before u act...remove this thread... or as storm said u will get splashed by your oWN SHIT
Please explain to us the need & the purpose of this thread? I am sorry to say I have had real tough time in Doha all thanks to a Mallu friend, who was more like a brother to me. He seemed like a nice person, who i could trust blindly, and now look what this pretending brother did to me? He cheated me coz he opted for money over friendship, breached my trust? and all for what MONEY !
All thanks to him, i have a court case now.
Need i say more. Out of my friends in Qatar 80% comprise of Indians, we play cricket as one family no differences.
In my case i had bad experience with one Mallu, I still have other Mallu friends who are just the opposite. Anyway.. I suggest you to delete this topic before you get splashed with your own S H I T !
racism again... come-on guys lets grow up..
if iam a mod, i will close this thread.. immediately. :D
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Guys lets discuss Qatar here after all its qatar living ....
We can discuss our differences (south/ north indian) in India.
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This is what you call "Vadi koduthu adi vangikuka"
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Please close this thread before it turns out to be ugly.Letz not create a bad image on ourselves.
WE ARE INDIANS !!!
take it easy
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Aaeyooo !! :)
I agree with Soniya...
I only wish this forum changes his ideology and for him to become a better INDIAN...cheers hi2ueverybody...
I TOTALLY AGREED WITH U SHYAM ....HE IS TRING TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW SEPERATED LIKE 'INDIAN BASMATI RICE'
TCOM...hand me that BOBCORN & BEBSI, please :-)
you are stirring your own shit here..... u want to show how divided you are.... you give the most awful example to others.. you are a bad example yourself.. if you cant live in harmony and want to segregate yourself.. upto you, dont dare to post such facts with an intention to support your lame thoughts...
Think you are Indian first... you say you are Indian first,, but your line shows you arent... come fella get your act together.. i am frustrated with your ideology and narrow thinking...
if somebody had posted something against your local, why bother to get agitated, ignore.
i didnt want to ignore your post as it was a disgrace to your own motherland....
ranishkt, the reason others hate our community (mallu) is..........
99% real estate monkey business is doing by mallu, and want to make easy money from any ways (Did any one noticed other state people do such business)
Key money system is established for commercial property by mallus, Qataris not aware all of this before
And offcourse the back door!!!!
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welcome new born UkEngQatar..... pls google
Sorry who are Kerilites?
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Why did you not post in that Asia group
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am an indian first.. and i never highlight anywhere that am a mallu nor like to do so in a foreign country .
but when i c people of your country crticising unnecessarily about a particular sect in their country i couldnt just stop ...
(actually this all started when i read few comments in asia group in QL and i couldnt digest few northies unwanted comments on mallus .. but unfortunately that thread was closed so i couldnt pour in my views ....)
i have had enough and asked the moderators to close this thread ... neer thought it will end up bashing against my own country..
and sonia i always like looking on to the positive aspects ....
Did you bite more than you could chew
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Heh...couldn't help the giggle...
Which Utopian thing in particular have you learnt in the more recent past???
What you mean dude
We learn some utopian things instead of all the things you learn??
This is crap man
Please remember Republic of India , not Republic of Kerala, I am also one of the Keralite but I allways prefer to know as a Indian fisrt, Dear ranishkt, you are mentioned only a positive side of Kerala ,
Please note some Negative side of Kerala
1. Industry and job in Kerala, if there no Gulf and
other Country all of us will not eat even.
2. Devolopment is in Kerala in Zero 0% because of the
bl_dy Communist Party. (ex:- SmartCity )
3 Nos of suicide is more , if compare to other Indian
State.
4 Mallu want allways easy money , therefore, making
short cut during real estate (renting old Qatari
house and making partitions and partitions , porta
cabin facility is providing by informing executive
accommodation) the main reason here in Qatar house
rent is increased because of our mallu people.
in Qatar.
Just a bit of fun Toby Lad!
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Hah!
Everything you said I could'nt agree to, except the last one...now thats a fact, coz I thought so too!!! :)
1. Chief Justice of India is from Kerala - Currently in Prison
2. Indian Foreign Secretary is from Kerala - Currently lost in the UK
3. Indian Defense Minister is from Kerala - Currently being used as a sandbag
4. Chief of "Chandryaan' , the Indian Space programme is from Kerala - Who else would go in a rocket made in India?
5. Chief Security Advisor to the Prime Minister if from Kerala - Prime Minister is currently locked in a safe in his office.
6. Chief of the new Federal Investigation Agency is from Kerala - Crime wave coming!!
6. Principal Secretary to Prime Minister is from Kerala - No correspondence likley.
7. The only Indian to contest for the UN Secretary General's Position is from Kerala. - The only Indian to lose the contest for the UN Secretary Generals Position
8. The chief of Staff for Security to UN Secretary General is from Kerala
9. Kerala is the only 100% literate State in India.
10. Kerala was rated as the most baby friendly state with the lowest
infant mortality rates and the best Health Care Model by UN.
11. The last Indian representative to the Miss Universe contest was
also a Keralite - Came last behind the over 60's Greek representative, who was mistaken for the lead singer of ZZ Top.
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I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say
you request to the moderators, they will close it for you.. that's why they always say, "think before you post"...
I WANT TO CLOSE THIS THREAD .. HOW COULD I DO THAT ???
Ay'up Toby Jug, we made a mistake ever going there
in the first place!!!
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I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say
The British made a HUGE MISTAKE by consolidating India at the onset of freedom...look what we have here a flaming cocktails where the drinks dont mix well...
Most Kerala people dont know hindi or about the geography of India, national anthem, national bird, kashmir from gujarat and assam from orissa.
If you all recolect this is first statement "i just started this thread cos i noted few northies in QL who speak ill against keralites"
Generalizing...... is human nature. See the wprld around.....one community or sect criticizing others for mis adventures of a few in a prticular sect. That is a broader perspective. Once in while, one may speak ill of our neighbouring coutries or even our neighbouring company ...list is endless. Albeit we all know these neighbours have innumerable positives, we tend to pick one negatve and speak it out....that is humans.......WE think for a moment, we ought not do it.
Humans are united, world is united, so are indians....There is no difference between north, east west or south Indians...this is to clear the minds of those who think otherwise.............. few rotten eggs doesnt mean the whole lot is smelly.
The ideal world would be boundry less placess. Difficult to think of such a scenrio. Need to close this. Thankyou all.
I thought " Saare Jahan Say Accha, Hindustan Hamara, Hum Bulbulay Hai Iski, Yeh Gulsitan Hamara"
Now since when were borders made in India itself. Is now India in Kerela or Kerela in India?
Please don't create borders within India such as East, West, North, South.
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This post or discussions dosent make any sense,untill u guys r frm incredible india.
great. another my schlong is bigger than yours thread.
get the hell over your insecurity.
kkthxbai
Yes I got a kerala sec. for a cheep price :)
Guys
Im a keralite.
Just leave these northies, they are sick and tired of their fear from being intellectually inferior and desperate to show they are better.
Just leave it
its not worth a discussion
not to demean any group but i can't remember seeing one...let me think harder...in fact once a keralite gentleman told me his son did his engineering in India & won't like to come to gulf as he was making more in Bangalore!
Lucky...a secretary working in Mumbai/Delhi would get something pretty close to QR 1600, so you didn't get anyone.
Tme for Bobcorn and bebsi
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Again a senseless comparison.. 9 of 10 Indians are keralites here, and you compare and generalise with the remaining 1 . lol
sidhh am surprised to see you havent come across a single keralite professional. come on.
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
From a Foreigner's point.
In Mumbai & New Delhi - I wanted to find a Kerala restaurant and ask few people around. They looked at me like I am insulting them and told me thay I wouldn't find that kind of cheep food in there.
Wonder why? impression given to me is that Kerale people are second class people to Mumbai/New Delhi people.
Another eg. Kerala secretary's salary in my company QR 1600 whereas Mumbai/ Delhi folks asked for 3 times that (all are equaly qualified).
Wonder Why?
nothing like that....this is a non-serious argument. try telling something against India, both north & south (keralites) will chase you equally...lol!
it is just different culture & this situation is in many other countries.
that north indians are not in good terms with keralites ? just asking.
a very constructive criticism ;)
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Rock...we are just discussing or say self-criticism :)
debating/arguing this is not good for both of you..coz all of you are still same indian by heart and nationality..you should love each other and multiply the world right?
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BTW who in the world told you the northies speak the best of English ? This happens to be the biggest joke of the year...Ha..Ha..Ha..Keralites atleast manage to speak English (may be not very good English) whereas I know many northies who cannot even begin to understand a word in English...c'mmon gimme a break...
some of the achievements you mentioned in no way would mean respect has to be given to Keralites. One of the worst scheming guys in the ME
not criticising, just amazed..
mjamille...u r welcome to read anything here but refrain from criticising things which you may not understand completely.
oh great! another bragging-bashing thread, whoop-tee-doo!! :/
You are voicing for mallus claiming you are one of them, but your nationality in the profile shows something else. why hiding? Just curious.....
Well, want to correct a few facts you stated:
"You can hate a race/tribe if they are dishonest, lazy......." - Ever heard of the money remittance scams , the phone call scams? who runs them? are they honest businesses? if you guys are not lazy why do you lobby & take advantage?
"So why you hate us??....reason is simple, professional jealousy!!!" - Didn't come across a professional mallu in gulf yet! but the real reason why people hate mallus is you guys degrade India & all what we read here from other nationals about India, comes due to your bad habits & practices...take it with a grain of salt buddy.
Lastly, don't get frustrated at what people say.....entire India cuts jokes on sardars but they never complain about it, enjoy it rather. If you are confident of what you are doing, don't need to clarify just move on.......
ok moving on... next!
i just started this thread cos i noted few northies in QL who speak ill against keralites.