By the way Advocatefk a lawyer - You are in contempt of a thread, never mind a court room. Can imagine your clients when you walk in as the appointed lawyer:

Judge: "Do you have a lawyer"
Defendant: "No"
Judge: "We will appoint one for you" , "Get that halfwit Advocate, the one who uses words that don't exist"

Advocate: "I am here to defenderise you, you will evaderate punishment"
Defendant: "Seriously, save everyone some time, take me away"

Where did you get your license - Toys R Us, with your sherrifs badge?

I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say