An Iman and a Rabi get into a pub, the clerk atares at them and aks:
Is this some kind of joke?
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A french, a chinese and a jew go into a coffee shop and order 1 coffee each, when the clerk gives them the coffees they noticed they all had a fly in it.
The french grabs it with the spoon and throws it away then drinks the coffee.
The chinese drinks the coffe and eats the fly
The jew grabs the fly with the spoon and sells it to the chinese
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A jew, a christan and a muslim are on a bridge, all the sudden an angel shows up and says that if they jump he'll grab them and bring back to the bridge.
The christian jumps and the angel goes and grabs him and brings him back to the bridge.
The muslim jumps and the angel goes and grabs him and brings him back to the bridge.
The jew jumps and the angel does nothing so he dies.
When he *knock's on heavens door and S. Peter comes and asks him what happened, the jew tells the full story, when he says that the angel only helped his friends, S. Peter said:
hmmm, i think i know who it was! AAAAAAADDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Not the music Knocking knocking on heaven's door ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
An Iman and a Rabi get into a pub, the clerk atares at them and aks:
Is this some kind of joke?
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A french, a chinese and a jew go into a coffee shop and order 1 coffee each, when the clerk gives them the coffees they noticed they all had a fly in it.
The french grabs it with the spoon and throws it away then drinks the coffee.
The chinese drinks the coffe and eats the fly
The jew grabs the fly with the spoon and sells it to the chinese
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A jew, a christan and a muslim are on a bridge, all the sudden an angel shows up and says that if they jump he'll grab them and bring back to the bridge.
The christian jumps and the angel goes and grabs him and brings him back to the bridge.
The muslim jumps and the angel goes and grabs him and brings him back to the bridge.
The jew jumps and the angel does nothing so he dies.
When he *knock's on heavens door and S. Peter comes and asks him what happened, the jew tells the full story, when he says that the angel only helped his friends, S. Peter said:
hmmm, i think i know who it was! AAAAAAADDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Not the music Knocking knocking on heaven's door ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ