Yo mama so old, she farting out dust!

Yo mama so skinny, she can hang glide on a Dorito!

Yo mama teeth so yellow " I cant believe its not butter"

Yo mama doesn't have any legs, ya pops has no eyes, yo mama said "i will hop the train" and ya pops said "I gotta see this"

Yo mama head so big, She dreams movies!

Yo momma ain't got no neck, they call her "head and shoulders"

Ya moms got a toe on her knee, They call her Tony!

Yo moms so old, She knew Burger King when he was a prince!

Yo moms so old, she knew Central Park when it was a plant!

Yo moms so fat, she sweats Crisco!

Yo Momma house so dirty, The roaches ride around in dune buggys!