Yo momma

220v
By 220v

i was watchin this show last week and cudnt control myslef laughing...

Does anyone in QL have such jokes,,lets use this forum to share some...

yo momma is soooo....

By mjamille28• 26 Nov 2008 21:01
mjamille28

lol,.. there was a yo momma thread in the funnies section.... check it out.... keep 'em coming...

By david banner• 21 Oct 2008 21:01
david banner

Yo mama so old, she farting out dust!

Yo mama so skinny, she can hang glide on a Dorito!

Yo mama teeth so yellow " I cant believe its not butter"

Yo mama doesn't have any legs, ya pops has no eyes, yo mama said "i will hop the train" and ya pops said "I gotta see this"

Yo mama head so big, She dreams movies!

Yo momma ain't got no neck, they call her "head and shoulders"

Ya moms got a toe on her knee, They call her Tony!

Yo moms so old, She knew Burger King when he was a prince!

Yo moms so old, she knew Central Park when it was a plant!

Yo moms so fat, she sweats Crisco!

Yo Momma house so dirty, The roaches ride around in dune buggys!

By Amoud• 21 Oct 2008 16:30
Amoud

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama is so ugly she made blind kids cry.

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"

By chichi• 21 Oct 2008 12:58
chichi

poor yo mamma...

By anonymous• 21 Oct 2008 12:01
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTS EVERY ONE YELLS ATOMIC BOMB

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By zayd• 21 Oct 2008 12:00
zayd

hahahahahaha...charan i wouldn't wanna get in a trash talking bout with you man i'd just end up on the floor laughing!

Yo momma's so stupid she threw away a doughnut cause it had a hole in it!

Yo momma's so old, she was the waitress at the last supper!

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo momma's so bald you can see what's on her mind!

Yo momma's ass is so big, when she sits down she's 3 feet taller!

By labda06• 21 Oct 2008 11:50
labda06

Yo mama so fat after we did it, I rolled over twice and I WAS STILL ON THE B*TCH!

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By anonymous• 21 Oct 2008 11:24
anonymous

Bakamuna - This is just a bit only :)

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By bakamuna• 21 Oct 2008 11:19
bakamuna

charan..you know a lot... :)

By svelte_saggi• 21 Oct 2008 10:53
svelte_saggi

LOL.....never heard of these b4.....good ones!

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By anonymous• 21 Oct 2008 10:14
anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat, when i tried to walk around her i got lost.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center.

You wanna know how to kill yo mamma, shove her in a circled room and tell her to go stand in the corner.

Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals.

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds.

Yo mamma is soo poor she can't afford too pay attention.

I remember the first time I saw yo mamma. She was standing outside of a pawn shop picking her teeth. Then when she found the ones she wanted she went inside and bought them.

I just love the way yo mamma's hair flows down her back. Too bad none of it's on her head.

Yo mamma's teeth are like stars... they come out at night.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mamma is so ugly that your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good bye.

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By anonymous• 21 Oct 2008 10:12
anonymous

yo mamma so fat she uses her underwere elastic to bungee jump with

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By anonymous• 21 Oct 2008 10:11
anonymous

Yo mama so fat I swerved to avoid her on the rode and ran out of gas!

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By janeyjaney• 21 Oct 2008 09:50
Rating: 3/5
janeyjaney

" Yo Momma so Smelly..

that when she spread her legs, I got seasick."

"Yo Momma so Poor..

when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers."

"Yo Momma so Short..

her homies are the Keebler Elfs."

By Amoud• 21 Oct 2008 08:39
Amoud

"Yo Momma's so old... she sat behind Jesus in the third grade"

"Yo Momma's so ugly, she signed up for an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Lame huh lol

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"

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