Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama is so ugly she made blind kids cry.

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"