for giving me the courage to post about Deviant and Anti-IPU Websites.
The FSM now has an official church ( see here: http://www.venganza.org/ ), members of which are also known as Pastafarians. Their only function is to seduce the IPU faithful with heretical views on heaven. DO NOT VIEW THIS WEBSITE!(as told to me by She whose hooves may never be shod)
FSM Heaven - Pastafarian beliefs state that heaven is filled with 'beer volcanoes' as far as the eye can see, and also has a 'stripper factory'*
*It is not particularly clear whether these factories produce female strippers, male strippers or paint strippers. The reference to "beer" is a mistranslation of the Pirate word "BEAR".(a bit like the 'raisin/virgin/wife' controversy in some other desert religions)
See Pirates:
Pirates - Pastafarians have a strong link with traditional pirates due to the fact that pirates share more than 99.9% of their DNA with humans, leading to the assumption that humans evolved from pirates. They also point to a correlation between the world's dwindling pirate population and the increase in global warming, thus they promote and practice the dangerous ideology of 'Piratism'!
Peace to all non Pirates
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
for giving me the courage to post about Deviant and Anti-IPU Websites.
The FSM now has an official church ( see here: http://www.venganza.org/ ), members of which are also known as Pastafarians. Their only function is to seduce the IPU faithful with heretical views on heaven. DO NOT VIEW THIS WEBSITE!(as told to me by She whose hooves may never be shod)
FSM Heaven - Pastafarian beliefs state that heaven is filled with 'beer volcanoes' as far as the eye can see, and also has a 'stripper factory'*
*It is not particularly clear whether these factories produce female strippers, male strippers or paint strippers. The reference to "beer" is a mistranslation of the Pirate word "BEAR".(a bit like the 'raisin/virgin/wife' controversy in some other desert religions)
See Pirates:
Pirates - Pastafarians have a strong link with traditional pirates due to the fact that pirates share more than 99.9% of their DNA with humans, leading to the assumption that humans evolved from pirates. They also point to a correlation between the world's dwindling pirate population and the increase in global warming, thus they promote and practice the dangerous ideology of 'Piratism'!
Peace to all non Pirates
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."