I feel for you. Are you shaken up?! I have driven twice now into Doha and have yet to venture from Dukhan side further than Villagio/ Hyatt.

I think though that I'm still a menace through my sheer inexperience of driving Qatar style!

I wish newbies like me could have some sort of plate like a big feckoff 'I don't know what the guff I'm doing or where I'm supposed to go and WHEN- so please get the MF OFF MY ASS and stop peeping me' plate (although I think L or P has a much more catchy ring than 'F*** Off You're scaring the crap out of me.'

I saw some guy in a huge 4x4 doing the most amazing move the other day. It would have made me positively horny if we were playing on Daytona, rather than having two small kids in the back of my hire car whilst having a Dukes of Hazzard face off. Tw**.

I really hope you're ok- and so he SHOULD be bloody helpful!