Men love their cars. Here are 12 reasons why men prefer cars to women:

1. Car does'nt get jealous if you touch another car
2. You can enjoy your car all month long
3. You don't have to wine and dine your car
4. The car is never late
5. You can share your car with your friends
6. You can't catch anything from your car
7. The car always looks good in the morning
8. The car never gets fat
9. If you change the car you don't pay alimoney
10. The car does'nt go crazy once a month
11. The car does'nt mind if you come home smelling of another car
12. The car does'nt complain if you leave the toilet seat up.

If you think of more then please add

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