Your an absolute diamond mate, QL needs more people like you. You have cheered me up so much with your profound, witty, educated post.
I heard if you say bad things about the Queen she'll chop your head off.
Sounds like you might benefit from such an experience.

Anyway ....down with the British, Irish, French, German Dutch, Spanish, Italian, Swedes, Chinese, Indian, Aussies and Yanks.

You can laugh at me all you like because I have Alzheimers, .......but at least I dont have Alzheimers