If Qatar gets a terrorist threat...
By heero_yuy2 •
...It's more likely that we should blame britexpat for all the posts he keeps on puttin' in here.
What's with the threat in UAE? All because of British.
It's probably possible that we'll be gettin' women terrorists in here.
Might I remind you people that I'm not pro-britexpat as I never liked British anyway. All this...'God save the Queen' stuff? They only got the Beatles or James Bond...but after that, everything was worthless. They got this...Elton John for us to not like England.
They don't have F-22's anyway...
Bruce Willis over Ewan McGregor anytime!
LOL XD
That's quite alright, old chap, we all think you're a pissflap anyway.
"Never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
I have no respect for Britishers, they are good natured vultures.
Mr Bean seems to be a big hit to all but the British for some reason.........
WHAT?! I can't believe that no-one has mentioned Monty Python yet!
It's a little known fact that Britain actually invented humour. We're still trying to sell it to the Germans, but so far without luck.
Anyone for tea and scones?
"Never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
...that's why I mentioned Rowan Atkinson.
Hope any of you remembered Monty Python?
I'm a fan of 'em.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Suits you, Sir!
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"There's this thing called being so open-minded your brains drop out". - Richard Dawkins
Has mentioned "Open all hours" yet!
Blackadder was superb....Sums up British humour in a nutshell..
I loved it when in one series Blackadder says to a woman - " If the three of us ever got trapped on a desert island , I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick"
Only Fools & Horses, Bottom, The Brittas Empire, Spaced, The Office, One Foot in the Grave, Allo Allo, Marion and Geoff, Alan Partridge, Men Behaving Badly, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Red Dwarf, Vicar of Dibley, Rock Profile, Peep Show & Father Ted!
God i miss UKTV Gold!!!
"Crawley Town FC r the Real Red Devils"
"Only Fools and Horses"......I love it!!!
"He who dares wins" - Derek Del Boy Trotter
Will only make sense if you are British... but hey ho
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"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
"Manner", I mean, of British humor. Not 'style'.
God! Now I'm also getting the British jive! I gotta control this bloody threat I'm getti--
Now I'm speaking 'Bloody'! Stop! STOP! Make it stop!!!
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
I was threatened with it but hubby's fallen asleep on sofa so Wahey! I'm saved.....
Who all are watching croatia & Turkey game live now
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mmm and what style would that be??
...it's the usual British style. I'm used to it. ;P
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Little Britain...classic.......Are you being served?
yeah Joanna was great...
was superb... I thinkshe played herself daaaaaaaaaaaling!
heero_yuy2 aren't you glad to see your useless thread turned into something worthwhile? The beauty of British humour and its classic comedies.....there, serves you right, matey......
those gals were hilarious...loved them..
One of best British shows i like is Absolutely Fabulous...
That should have read....
Why do elephants have big ears ??????????????
Because noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!
Do you know whyelephanthav big ears ????
Because noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!
was it a kids progam ?
what decade ?
Wasn't "three's company" or "man about the house" was it ?
thanx Adey lol
i get terrorised almost daily when I'm driving, the threats must be real!!!
...British! Doesn't come near South Park...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Or..the famous Captain Pugwash lol
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
And don't get me started about Dougal and Florence in magic roundacout!
with hats on.....mmmmm summat fishy there!!
Rumour has i that they were ........gay!(there I said it).. Think about it.. Two men, living in a flower pot and dancing....Need I sa more?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
WIsh full thinking about the rents...... LOL
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
and then there is Fawlty Towers too........
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
yuk he's revolting!!
Rowan Atkinson may be the only person they got that can save England.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
hey you guys forget abt MR BEAN??hehehehehehhehhe
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
It's not the terrorists that will get ya, it's the Qatari drivers. Far more dangerous than any Jihad methinks.
Hey you guys forgot The Rolling Stones...
Good girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere
for the thought mate. I like you too.
We do not give 'lifts' to people like you. Either you buy it or had it 'installed' in your life. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
no disrespect to qataries,my daughter married to a qatarie, 15 bro and sisters,loads family ,BUT I ANGRY, GGGGRRRRR
Is trying to give us all a LIFT?
Excellent...
He was probaly wearing his wellies when he gave him a glasgow kiss!
well might have guessed u qatarie, duh lol
Doha Steve...Racism!!!! LOL!!!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
well heeroyuy2,u should write in english,cause i havnt got clue what u talking about, brits ahe great,and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.,as i am british myself gggggrrrrrrrr
what are you on - unseriously!!
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
lmao....fantastic!!!
Here's the Scottish reponse to terror, posted on the www the day after a fanatic rammed the departures hall at Glasgow airport ....
Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more than he could say
A fanatic muslim ba5tard
Wiz doin what he had planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht a wumman driver
Or at least someone half-pissed...
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's outlawed band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set himself on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***
.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Aha! I've seen that 'brother Bond' movie!
What was the title again? That was just a one-shot movie! Love it when I first saw it!
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
What are you on- seriously !!
And you don't need to be an intelligence expert finding out the Threat Level of Qatar.
Remember just across the arabian gulf we got Iran with a pretty outspoken President. Boardering the Mediteranean se a we got israel which incidentally were excercising attacks on nuclear plants last week, then we got the shia- sunni conflict in Iraq and we got Qatar selling gas to Israel.
What more to say ??
Whether they are male or female suicide bombers doesn't matter it hurts either way.
And the Brits don't need a Hangar Queen as the F22 is, they got the Eurofighter.
We have james bond, but there is also his lesser known brother Basildon Bond, who has letters after his name..
Elton isgay and were trying to disown him..
You're only adding some 'negative' remarks with Margaret Thatcher. LOL
Sherlock Holmes? "Elementary, my dear. Elementary."
XD
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
lol its all your fault Brit..tsk tsk tsk...
Dang it, britexpat! Wouldja quit posting all them humorous news items??? You're gonna attract terrorists!!
:-D
ok, let them bring it on!!
Supernurse i think this is a i hate brits thread... dejavu eh???
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
errmmm and exactly what point are you trying to make here?? You don't make sense!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
What abt Margret Thatcher?
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
Not even the Premier league can help revitalize the power of Elton John. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Your an absolute diamond mate, QL needs more people like you. You have cheered me up so much with your profound, witty, educated post.
I heard if you say bad things about the Queen she'll chop your head off.
Sounds like you might benefit from such an experience.
Anyway ....down with the British, Irish, French, German Dutch, Spanish, Italian, Swedes, Chinese, Indian, Aussies and Yanks.
You can laugh at me all you like because I have Alzheimers, .......but at least I dont have Alzheimers
"..They only got the Beatles or James Bond...but after that, everything was worthless...."
What about Premier League
"RAKIJA connecting people"
er... so you're saying 1+1= 367, then add milk bottles, throw in some random reference to musical culture.... and you get a post that don't make sense!
They don't have Zannussi washing machines anyway.
Marcel Marceau over Butros Butros Galli anytime.
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."