I was breast fed by my father, not my mother, does that make me Lesbian.
Anyway my point is that 85 % of the worlds homosexuals are French. ( Again this figure was confirmed by a bloke at the pub) They invented it and felt compelled to spread it through the world, through the medium of music. Vanessa Paradise was a weapon used by the French Revolutionary Original Gay Society. If you take the song title "JOE LE TAXI', for example. Its an obvious anagram of 'WE ARE FRENCH AND THE WORLD MUST BE GAY AS ONE'. Be careful theyre cunning.

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You can laugh at me all you like because I have Alzheimers, .......but at least I dont have Alzheimers