As the starter of this thread I pronounce you winner of said spat on the grounds that you are a grown up and not prey to spitting the dummy, even though I am somewhat prone to enjoying a great deal of EMO music.
The fight goes to you on the grounds that you are not a ..................(fill in your own blanks)

Sorry osman, if you're on here, grow some!

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."