Two of my secondary school teachers were Lesbians and Ive always had a strong urge to see as many naked women as possible. Guess Im a Lesbian too. . . cool

I read somewhere that it was the school dinners that make pupils gay. All that pink angel delight and fairy cakes. Maybe i just dreamt that.

You can laugh at me all you like because I have Alzheimers, .......but at least I dont have Alzheimers