What about the dumbing down of Grammar Richard...

go on give me an excuse...

such as not using present perfect but just simple past

ie I have already gone.... I already went.?????

Or other dumb spellings in plurals

roof = roofs

Or the paucity of adjectives (only 2)

Awesome - Cute

Turning nouns into verbs

network

dialogue

And then this convuluted physco babble - where I dont' understand a thing..

'he has unresolved issues with.....'