Damn! You have seen through my Machiavellian and ingeniously evil plot to corrupt all before me, bring down theological belief in Qater, bring down the monarchy and government; all in my quest to legally eat a bacon sandwich in public.

I'll get you next time, grrrrrrrrrr !

Remember I only have to get lucky once! (maniacal laughter)

I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.