Lots of truth in few

 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody
else.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth
control are already born?(doesn't only apply to birth)

Snowstorm - these quotes are understood ... but whats in your signature, "You dont know me, dont even try " ... some reason behind that ...

Nobody dies a virgin ... Life Screws you anyway !!!