An Indian friend just emailed this to me. I find it very hard to read but hope you guys will enjoy it. cheers
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ? A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai. A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ? A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye . A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Q. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?* A. On their Wedding !!*
An Indian friend just emailed this to me. I find it very hard to read but hope you guys will enjoy it. cheers
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye .
A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Q. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?*
A. On their Wedding !!*