question from urdu/hindi speakers

fanonite
By fanonite

What do you call a fat lady waiting for the bus?

By fanonite• 4 Mar 2010 13:24
Rating: 2/5
fanonite

Thanks Sonya.

By HABIBMDH• 4 Mar 2010 13:05
HABIBMDH

DRMANA WAS THE BEST OFFCOURSE!!!!!!!!!!

By soniya• 4 Mar 2010 12:44
soniya

hey fanonite, it was amazing...ur bad luck, it was all in HINDI..lolzz...feel free to take a help from all INDIAN QLers..

By 7861• 4 Mar 2010 12:38
7861

moti-vating.....thats funny guys

By drmana• 4 Mar 2010 12:24
drmana

Thanks fanonite, he he he

By fanonite• 4 Mar 2010 12:22
fanonite

An Indian friend just emailed this to me. I find it very hard to read but hope you guys will enjoy it. cheers

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?

A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......

Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai

Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.

A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?

A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye .

A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

Q. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?*

A. On their Wedding !!*

By draj• 4 Mar 2010 12:21
draj

ek hatti sawari ke liye interjar kar rahi hai...

By draj• 4 Mar 2010 12:19
draj

ek hatti sawari ke liye interjar kar rahi hai...

By fanonite• 4 Mar 2010 12:17
fanonite

drmana is the winner...big applause

By HABIBMDH• 4 Mar 2010 12:12
Rating: 4/5
HABIBMDH

MOTI BUS KE INTEZAAR MAY

By anil kumar khatri• 4 Mar 2010 12:11
Rating: 5/5
anil kumar khatri

It means that EK MOTI MEANS FAT AURAT MEANS LADY BUS KA INTAZAR KAR RAHI HAI (WAITING FOR THE BUS)

Any thing else, plase free to ask.

By anonymous• 4 Mar 2010 12:08
anonymous

your life!!!upsoch hai mereko,, jo tumko dekhe ke.....

question vejta hai,,, na upar na niche ,,, lekha ke

By drmana• 4 Mar 2010 12:08
drmana

Moti-vating ....:-)

By Victory_278692• 4 Mar 2010 12:07
Victory_278692

Reason please!

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