> >>A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
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> >>They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
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> >>His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
> >>"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
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> >>When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
> >>brings over a Budweiser.
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> >>His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she
> >>know that you drink Budweiser?"
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> >>"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
> >>
> >>A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
> >>Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
> >>Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
> >>Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
> >>the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how
> >>the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
> >>having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
> >>calling him every name in the book.
> >>The cab driver turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a
> >>
> >>real bitch tonight, Dave."