A 90 Years old man was having his annual check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen years old wife who’s pregnant & delivered A child. What is you opinion about that Doc?†Asked the old man.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a small story.
I've known a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But one day he’s in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
The doctor continued, “So he’s walking in the woods near a creek, and Suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAAAM!!!!
The lion drops dead in front of him.†“That’s impossible!†Said the old man in utter disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
“Precisely...†Said the Doctor.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
A 90 Years old man was having his annual check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen years old wife who’s pregnant & delivered A child. What is you opinion about that Doc?†Asked the old man.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a small story.
I've known a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But one day he’s in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
The doctor continued, “So he’s walking in the woods near a creek, and Suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAAAM!!!!
The lion drops dead in front of him.†“That’s impossible!†Said the old man in utter disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
“Precisely...†Said the Doctor.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.