JUST FOR LAUGH...
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Muthu: ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I
Look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this
village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was experimenting with a cockroach. First he cut off oneof it's leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cutoff it'ssecond leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Thenhe
cut off the third leg and did the same. At last he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "Are you trying to see my wife?Came sit backhere and I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN"
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination . :)
Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ...
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right
chest ... and he did it
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. (us QLers should watch for!!!)
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
One of the first evenings back from overseas, the understanding parents of a soldier's girlfriend left them alone in the living room.
Naturally, they did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, the soldier noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching them from the doorway.
"If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter," he said to her.
Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back again.
"Here is a dollar," she said. "I wanna watch."
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
always loved this one... a good life lesson too!!!!
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
ha ha ha, i couldnt stop laugning
A hunter went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.
He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an Ornery Game Warden who didn't like this hunter.
The game warden ordered the hunter to show his hunting license, and he pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario.
This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
The hunter reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting License.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This Duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
The hunter reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia.
You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"
Again the hunter reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hunter "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hunter smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants showing his butt and said,
"You tell me, you're the expert. "
Mommy,... I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into The woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then He helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
good good.
A 90 Years old man was having his annual check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen years old wife who’s pregnant & delivered A child. What is you opinion about that Doc?†Asked the old man.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a small story.
I've known a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But one day he’s in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
The doctor continued, “So he’s walking in the woods near a creek, and Suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAAAM!!!!
The lion drops dead in front of him.†“That’s impossible!†Said the old man in utter disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
“Precisely...†Said the Doctor.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.