A little rabbit is happily running through the forest
when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
--
The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health.
Come, run with me through the forest!
You'll feel so much better!"
--
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it
and goes off
running with the rabbit.
--
Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health.
Come, run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see,
you'll feel so
good!"
--
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor and
mirror, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
--
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot
up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health!
Come, run with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel
so "good!"
--
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts
to beat the shit
out of the little rabbit.
--
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look
at Lion and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? ...
He was merely trying to help us!"
--
The lion answers,
"That little fucker!
He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot
every time he's
on ecstasy!"

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.