A man goes into the store to buy a watermelon, he looks over the selection carefully. A clerk comes over and asks "Can I help you" The man says "Yes, I want to buy a watermelon, do you have any that are smaller? The clerk said "No, just waht you see there, any size for one dollar, it's a good deal" The man says "But I don't want one that big, can I buy a half a melon for 50 cents? The clerk said "Wait here I gotta ask the manager" So he goes to the managers office and says "Some moron wants to buy a HALF a watermelon!" then suddenly realizes that the same customer has followed him back to the office,... "And this fine gentleman here, has offered to buy the OTHER half."
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
A man goes into the store to buy a watermelon, he looks over the selection carefully. A clerk comes over and asks "Can I help you" The man says "Yes, I want to buy a watermelon, do you have any that are smaller? The clerk said "No, just waht you see there, any size for one dollar, it's a good deal" The man says "But I don't want one that big, can I buy a half a melon for 50 cents? The clerk said "Wait here I gotta ask the manager" So he goes to the managers office and says "Some moron wants to buy a HALF a watermelon!" then suddenly realizes that the same customer has followed him back to the office,... "And this fine gentleman here, has offered to buy the OTHER half."
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.