Riddle time .... here we go
By t_coffee_or_me •
a certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed What is it
a certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed What is it
but the site I pulled up went all scientific on me!!!
"From the evidence you might claim that in fact there had been a snowman in the field, with coal eyes and a carrot nose. The snowman had melted and this was all that was left. Your evidence supports the 'snowman hypothesis', a hypothesis being a posh Greek word for a suggested explanation. Now suppose someone else comes along, they look at the evidence and they come up with the 'two vans hypothesis' that it was caused by a coal truck passing the field and loosing two bits of coal, then a vegetable truck passing by and dropping a carrot. Which hypothesis is correct? "
Scientists are no fun !
TCOM, the marching tune. Hup two three four.....Bye for now.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
or a coal truck passed by 2 coals fall down ... alittle later a veg truck passed by n exactly the same spot a carrot fall down
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
I went to find my favourite mystery question, and some scientist ruined it for me !
"The coal and carrot mystery
Suppose you find, in a field, two small pieces of coal and a carrot close together. What happened here? "
What would YOU say the answer was ...
wonder what tune will it be
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
TCOM, I would rather somebody dance at my tune.
not good for health
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Thanks TCOM *Doing the victory dance*
cool
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
TCOM, that's how I remember.
hehehheheh
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
pffffft ...you're right Maria
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Archangel - not an Arab and not a Muslim, but in every way a daughter of the Arab land.
should i answer
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
a different version was told last night
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Night and Day.
My 'opposite' falls, but I break. Who are we?
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Archangel - not an Arab and not a Muslim, but in every way a daughter of the Arab land.
i did not say u were wrong.....
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
it was also correct !
Unless you consider a dog to be a 'no one else' I guess :(
right answer
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
throw the ball high up in the air over your head
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Archangel - not an Arab and not a Muslim, but in every way a daughter of the Arab land.
but not the answer i was looking for
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
:o)
You throw it for your dog to go after
wrong
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
and tamper with the stitches :P
or make it into a boomerang shape lol
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
wowza
or u can give the 5th child the basket with the apple inside it
hehehheheheh
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you give each kid an apple, but make one child stand in the basket whilst holding an apple
but right on target
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
honest :P
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them to 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
time is the answer
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
gotcha!
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
until tomorrow to find out ... am off to bed.
Thanks for the fun Uncle Monty (do you hire yourself out for children's parties?)
Cheers all!
its not something u eat
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
cos I'm working on one right NOW! :P
for breakfast
What eats rocks, levels mountains, rusts metal, pushes the clouds across the sky, and can make a young man old
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
first learn me kung fu.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
grrrrrrr
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
where exactly do you wear your sponge!
suitable for both sexes
sponge
"Drink Beer Save Water"
anything to put us out of our misery
TCOM, I'm afraid if a stretch my brain any furthur it will loose its elasticity.
gawn brain dead here
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
a swimsuit?
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Love is the answer...
I couldn't remember the French name for it off hand lol
me neither J, but surprised that you are holding back ;)_______________________________________________________
Love is the answer...
not cloth
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
only Italians ........LOL appologies
an item of clothing?
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Love is the answer...
not saying what kind in front of the gents ;P
Clothes.!!!!
?
Captain's name was What lol
duh
most have it on them ... specially ladies
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
TCOM, skin.
Go & complete ur law papers
u r goo for fourth grade mate........u fell right into the trap.......lol
Maria.m u please join the second grade......sorry just pulling ur leg
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
tcom...water?
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Love is the answer...
TCOM is it air
Hmmm Captain.
It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time. What is this object?
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
From my forth grade daughter.....A ship was sailing on the sea.What was the captains name? I have told u once I shall tell u again what was the captains name?
nice ending
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
an extension to quick thinking
The manger says wow! that was quick thinking boy. Where r u from? Minesota says the sales boy......only whores and hockey players from there. Well replies the manager U know my wife is from Minesota. The boys replies From which team did she play sir.
May be he is asking something else thru hand gesture.......bad boy:)
they ran out of squashed tomato
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
waitress comes over to his table to take his order.
"I'd like two fried eggs, with the yokes broken and grease dripping off the whites; a slice of bacon, so rubbery it's inedible; a squashed tomato, which is slightly mouldy round the edges and a slice of burnt toast"
"I'm sorry", said the waitress," we can't do that"
"Why not? You did yesterday" ...
A man goes into the store to buy a watermelon, he looks over the selection carefully. A clerk comes over and asks "Can I help you" The man says "Yes, I want to buy a watermelon, do you have any that are smaller? The clerk said "No, just waht you see there, any size for one dollar, it's a good deal" The man says "But I don't want one that big, can I buy a half a melon for 50 cents? The clerk said "Wait here I gotta ask the manager" So he goes to the managers office and says "Some moron wants to buy a HALF a watermelon!" then suddenly realizes that the same customer has followed him back to the office,... "And this fine gentleman here, has offered to buy the OTHER half."
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
*pout*
jauntie that would have devalued the goods
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
?
and poured the peas out into the innkeepers sack.
ho hum
violin?
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Bind the top of the sack (where the lentil is) , turn it over, make an opening where the peas are...
Pour the lentils into the innkeeper’s sack, bind it and turn inside out. Pour in the peas. Then unbind the sack a pour the lentils back to your sack.
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Archangel - not an Arab and not a Muslim, but in every way a daughter of the Arab land.
hint use logic
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
A poor farmer went to a market to sell some peas and lentils, however as he had only one sack and didn't want to mix peas and lentils, he poured in the peas at first, bound the sack up and than poured in the lentils. At the market a rich innkeeper wanted to buy the peas, but he did not want the lentils.
How would you solve this problem if you had only the sack of the innkeeper, which he wants to keep (without devaluing the goods).
Edit: Pouring the goods anywhere else than in sacks (eg. on the ground, table etc.) is considered as devaluing. Trading sacks is not allowed.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Jauntie- good one... I should have googled it :P
tra la la
a fungi to be with :D [fun guy?]
a well hung mushroom
a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
could not find one big enough for her family she asked a stock boy
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied "No ma'am, they r all dead."
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
now that is a smart teacher! :D
tra la la
these were good.
happy heart
DRIVE SAFE,someone is waiting for you at home
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head,and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
sowwee
quit googling the answers, jasskat! :P
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
light??
tra la la
shadow!
u mostly have it with u
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
this is a easy 1
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
rain??
tra la la
what falls in the water but doesnot get wet
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
day breaks night falls
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
?
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
suicide
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?
what breaks but does not fall n what falls that doesnot break
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
splinter
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Archangel - not an Arab and not a Muslim, but in every way a daughter of the Arab land.
here is a clue
its a thing
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
what is it??
tra la la
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
PM, you are too quick! OK, since you got it right now you have to add another :P
tra la la
i went into the woods and got it i sat down to seek it i brought it home with me because i could not find it what is it
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
wow that was quick
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.