Cyman - I am sorry - you are charming and thanks ever so much for asking but no.

There are just too many weirdos in this town. I just dont want the hassle that goes with that.

Also it is illegal to belly dance in Doha in front of members of the opposite gender.

I went to portugual and in 8 days did not see one boy remotely like Christiano Ronaldo... only bad thing about the country :)