So DaRude, i guess u r Michael :)

Take this one..

one women, in the bed with her husband, heard a strange sounds under the bed, so she was scared and nudged her sleeping husband:

Wake up honey, I hear strange sounds and actions under the bed, please check now, may be its a thief !! i am so scared..

The man beside her asked her to calm down and sleep .. How to calm down and sleep, please check now..

So he replyied: "I Told U dont worry and Sleeeep, I Am the Thief, and the One under the Bed is ur Husband"