Did u get the chance of one sardar joke i posted on other forum in which he asks his wife to say something which could make him equally happy and sad, if not let me know i bet u won't be able to control ur lolz :-D

for now:

sardar ji was painting his house, suddenly his friend comes and looks at sardarji wearing two coats. he asks "Sardar Ji Ae Ki?" means what is dis? sardarji replies "Oye khoteya, ae par dabbay te, likhya wa Paint with Double Coat" means you donkey, read on the contain it's written Paint With Double Coat"