Lemme jump in a bit since Ray started it... just a few... i think its really funny... all in good humour, not directed at anyone in particular...
Your last name stays put.
MY WIFE STILL HAS HER LAST NAME PUT AND SERIOUSLY I DUN GIVE A DAMN.
The garage is all yours.
THE KITCHEN IS ALL YOURS, NO ARGUEMENT THERE...
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
TATS WHAT INLAWS ARE FOR...
You can be President.
YOU'LL TRY AS MUCH TO BE THE HOME MINISTER
You can never be pregnant.
YOU CAN NEVA KNOW WAT IT IS TO HAVE BLUE BALLS!
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
WUD U EVEN UNDERSTAND IF HE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH?
Same work, more pay.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
SAME MISTAKE AND WE GET A EARFULL
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
DATS OUR WAY OF SAYING... "GOOD FOOD" NOW IF WE DUN DO THAT U'D THINK WE DUN APPRECIATE YOUR COOKING!
One mood all the time.
ABSOLUTELY... HORNY 24/7... (love dat one)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
STOP GOSSIPING BOUT THE WORLD
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
WE CAN ALSO OPEN BRA HOOKS... JUST LIKE DAT WITH A CLICK...
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
THINK OF THE PEOPLE WHO DUN HAVE FEET.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
YOU CAN SPORT THE BRITNEY LOOK TOO...
You only have to shave your face and neck.
WHAT ABOUT THE CROTCH... YOU FORGETTING THAT?
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
36DD CAN HIDE EVERYTHING. TRUST ME
Lemme jump in a bit since Ray started it... just a few... i think its really funny... all in good humour, not directed at anyone in particular...
Your last name stays put.
MY WIFE STILL HAS HER LAST NAME PUT AND SERIOUSLY I DUN GIVE A DAMN.
The garage is all yours.
THE KITCHEN IS ALL YOURS, NO ARGUEMENT THERE...
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
TATS WHAT INLAWS ARE FOR...
You can be President.
YOU'LL TRY AS MUCH TO BE THE HOME MINISTER
You can never be pregnant.
YOU CAN NEVA KNOW WAT IT IS TO HAVE BLUE BALLS!
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
WUD U EVEN UNDERSTAND IF HE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH?
Same work, more pay.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
SAME MISTAKE AND WE GET A EARFULL
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
DATS OUR WAY OF SAYING... "GOOD FOOD" NOW IF WE DUN DO THAT U'D THINK WE DUN APPRECIATE YOUR COOKING!
One mood all the time.
ABSOLUTELY... HORNY 24/7... (love dat one)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
STOP GOSSIPING BOUT THE WORLD
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
WE CAN ALSO OPEN BRA HOOKS... JUST LIKE DAT WITH A CLICK...
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
THINK OF THE PEOPLE WHO DUN HAVE FEET.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
YOU CAN SPORT THE BRITNEY LOOK TOO...
You only have to shave your face and neck.
WHAT ABOUT THE CROTCH... YOU FORGETTING THAT?
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
36DD CAN HIDE EVERYTHING. TRUST ME