1. Sardar Jee roz apna tiffin dafter jate waqt aur ghar wapis atay waqt check kartay hain. Kyon? kyon ke woh ye janna chahtay hain ke woh daftar ja rahe hain ke wapis aa rahay hain :D

2. Ek truck dosray truck ko toe kar raha tha, Sardar Jee apnay sathi se hansi mazak main bolay "Kitnay bewaqoof log hain, itni si rassi ko do truch le ja rahe hain" :D

3. Sardar jee ghar main pain kar rahe hotay hain, ek dost ata hai aur dekhta hai ke sardar jee ne 2 coat pehnay huay hain aur paint kar rahe hain. Dost ne poocha ye kya hai? Sardar Jee bolay "Are bewaqoof pain ke dabay par parh - Paint with Double Coat!!" :D