The Pope was getting ready to travel in his Popemobile. His driver had loaded all his bags and they were ready to go when the Pope says "Can I drive? I've been a passenger for too long and want a go at driving". The driver is a bit shocked but feels he can't really argue so he hands over the keys and gets in the back of the car.
Off they go, the Pope flooring it and burning off down the highway. After about 10 minutes of high speed travel a policeman pulls them over.
With a shocked look on his face he stares into the drivers window and then gets on his radio to speak to his commander.
"Chief I have a problem here" he says. "I've stoped someone really important".
"Who? The Mayor?" says the cheif.
"No more importnat".
"The President?".
"No more important".
"Well who is it then?" asks the cheif
"I dunno" says the policeman "but the Pope's his driver!"
Just thought I'd add to this silliness!