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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

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I know these are old... But reading them again certainly brings a smile... If your father is a p

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the nois

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. Af

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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Lad

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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor :

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.